The Popcorn Joke...

Life was just so boring after my class today...went home...slept, ate spaghetti...i need something to WAKE me up...i went and look for some jokes...

Share this with u guys... A bit sick haha...

THE POPCORN JOKE
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"
The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky. Wherever I go, Chucky goes."

"I'm sorry, sir," said the ticket agent. "We can't allow animals in the theater."

The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.

The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie.

"Marge," whispered Mildred.

"What?" said Marge.

"I think the guy next to me is a pervert."

"What makes you think so?" asked Marge.

"He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out," whispered Mildred.

"Well, don't worry about it," said Marge. "At our age we've seen 'em all."

"I thought so," said Mildred, "but this one's eating my popcorn!"


Exam will start in 2 weeks later...i m now so worried and yet i've got lots of PYQ(past year questions) to accomplish... all 2geda i think 50 sets(for both Paper 3 and 4)... How am i gonna finish them?...just try my best...and neva forget! My paper 5!...gosh...still got lots of Management Theories....

Good Luck to all my classmates....!